Ah, the million-dollar question, when will Tom Brady finally hang up his cleats so other shiny stars can twinkle? It's like waiting for a lunar eclipse, it seems to take forever! Our dear Brady seems to have found the fountain of youth, keeping us in perpetual suspense. We love his skill, no doubt, but the stage is brimming with potential talent biting at the chance to shine. So, for the sake of football's future, Tom, could you maybe consider an early-ish retirement, pretty, please?